It's not my fault!

For once.  

Dorothy (aka "Crash") has been in a fender bender and, for once, it wasn't her fault!  Don't fall off your chair in shock.  It was bound to happen sooner or later.  And would you believe the person who clipped the side of Dorothy's almost brand new car just drove off?  So what did Dorothy (aka "Roadkill") do?  Chased her down, of course.  Followed her into a parking lot only to find out it was an elderly woman who had no idea she hit anything.  That's a little scary.  Everyone is fine and the repairs will be made and Dorothy (aka "Fast 'n Furious") will bask in the fact that it wasn't her fault...until next time.